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About Me

"hello, diary. my name's alice. i guess i'm buying you because i feel that at last i have something worthwhile to say."

Blogs I follow:

1. 

   teenytigress:

   SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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2. badtvblog:

   Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

   Omfg

   (Source: youtube.com)

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3. • Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
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4. rneerkat:

   darrynek:

   rneerkat:

   if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

   

   oh

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5. 

   (Source: periodandbonerstories)

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6. 

   (Source: ejacutastic)

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7. 

   (Source: powerburial)

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8. 

   overhumor:

   wow she has really long le—

   wait

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9. radmarco:

   the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook

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10. zackisontumblr:

    if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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